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Song Parodies -> "You Might Drink"

Original Song Title:

"You Night Think"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"You Might Drink"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you might drink a mai tai, and dance around a fool,
but maybe we're just all lucky you only act the fool
alcohol makes you wild, we see your evil child
you might drink like crazy,
but just watch what you do

you might think it's hysterical
to drink until you spew
pizza and diced carrots,
they all came out of you (ever notice there's ALWAYS diced carrots in it??)
alcohol makes you wild, we see your evil child
you might drink like crazy,
but just watch what you do


and it's hard.. so hard to take
the dew from grapes it tastes so great
you kept it going till the stuff went down
you kept it.....going

you might drink till delirious
but then when you come down
somewhere, sometime, are you curious
and ask "who's round?"

when you drink, you get wild,
you are uniquely styled
you might drink, it's foolish,
at every rendezvous
some say you are crazy,
I want to be like you



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Moose - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job Malcolm, I really enjoy most of your stuff.
Royce Miller - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm--my congratulations for your having written over 900 parodies--what a feat
Wild Man - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, malcolm congrats are in order... Good job with this tune too!
moose - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
ever notice there's ALWAYS diced carrots in it, which standup comic did you hear that line from? I know becuz I heard a British comic from the 70's saying something similar.
Diva - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd like to add that, everyone likes to see comments from you too. I feel that too few guys make comments on the parodies of women.
Diva - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Forgot to say 900, wow, amazing! Congradulations!
Adagio - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Right, Diva...I would like to see comments from men on my parodies<.....woman
pkbites - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha ha. This cars song was just asking for, wasn't it? I like this.
malcolm higgins - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I want you guys to all know I LOVECOMMENTS!!! thank you all for reading.. Moose, it was Billy Connoly who said therewas always diced carrots in it, even if you don't ever eat them.. keep telling me good or bad guys. I'll keep writing them for ALL OF US..
Adagio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You gonna comment too, Malcolm? I love comments too (I just don't have 900 parodies) :D

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