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Song Parodies -> "If I Smell"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If I Smell"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

If I smell when I'm with you,
would you tell me, oh would you,
and help me, sanitize
cause I've smelled like this before,
but I tried to stop this more
I 've got active glands

if I lit a fart, near you,
It must smell poor,
cause my smelly farts sure do
they're ugly, that's for sure

I'm disgusting too, oh please,
don't run and hide,
if I subside near you, oh please,
I'm just rank inside, I'm hurt..
and my colon has to drain,
and I would be sad if the next one.. caused you pain..

so I hope you'll see that I
would love to stop
but my gas inside
just has to come out soon..
and I'll smell when I'm with you

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Pacing: 1.6
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 7

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 5   0

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adam thorton - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i wrote the other one with the same name. i am just saying that i did not at all write my version in a this one is funny so i am going to write one just like it! i did not even know about yours until i was looking for the one i did. so i hope there is no further talk over this. the one i wrote is as good as this one. i did vote for this song in good sport. i am not damning this one. but for anyone who wants to see the as good as version by me (adam thorton) than it is just befor this one. as i have said, the one i wrote is as good as (not better than) this one.

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