Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Talk Lies To Egyptians"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like An Egyptian"

Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Talk Lies To Egyptians"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

pull the next abortion from the womb
he gives a last chance, don't cha know
if they move too quick
don't jus kill, please odumba no

it was bizarrie, man, by the Nile
he was weak as he could get
that crooked smile ( oh wey oh )
apologized. oh that... don't forget

bomber types with their hookah pipes sing:
talk lies to Egyptians

michelle in Paris a shopping day
she spins around and buys some more
odumb approves (Oh-Way-Oh)
he's such a dink I don't like him more

he went to school with the Allah books
likes the monks and the men from sand
and the promper sings.. (Oh-Way-Oh)
he's lying to the Egyptians

All the kids in the marketplace say:
talk lies to Egyptians

send some troops up the street, bring them back,
Shift your aim, they aren't coming back
Life's hard ya know (Oh-Way-Oh)
So strike a pose before you're back

If you want to find out whose tops,
they're hanging out in the ACORN shop
they've got a chance (way oh way)
they bring their clubs, and chant barack

All the Lebanese with their men
The democrats call the Kremlin
The Chinese know (Oh-Way-Oh)
he loves his time with nice Egyptians

All the coms in the c-n-n said today:
talk lies to Egyptians
talk lies to Egyptians

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

adagio - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Liked the pacing, AND the content. 5's
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Obama goes to Egypt and talks to Muslims as if they're human beings, and Hezbollah loses an election they were predicted to win in Lebanon. Coincidence? Our guy is better at this sort of thing than any of your guys. It's a tough song to parody, so I can't give you a triple-zap, but President Obama isn't the one telling lies here.
LittleAEgypt - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Lebanese seem to have been influenced in their election, Sir . Let's see what the Persians will so with Mr ~ArmedAnd-Did-A-Job~ !
Susanna Viljanen - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
If the lion's pelt isn't sufficient, it is to be extended with a fox skin. Lying and deceit are as much means of doing diplomacy and politics as honest means - or outright violence. Remember there are no such thing as right or wrong in politics. The only thing which counts are the outcomes.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 724