-> "Making Love With Little Bobblehead Dolls"
Original Song Title:
"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Making Love With Little Bobblehead Dolls"
The Lyrics
I know it's really stupid,
and I guess that I should die
my therapist can't find the answers
but it's way down deep inside
and my mom and dad can't take it,
all the things in my bed room
and I know I just can't face the truth
my soul will face sure doom
and I know where I should not touch them
in little plastic legs
but their eyes look so inviting
as if they want to beg
and I know it's quite disgusting,
and I know it's kinda sick
but I love those little people, anatomically corrected
but hey folks just give it a try
all those little bobble bitches
tie them up and cause them pain
I call them all fools, and I know how to maim them
and I always own the rules of the game
but I don't know how to stop this
before I take a huge huge fall
let me tell you how to do it,
making love with little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
making love with little bobblehead dolls
every time I have to, all the plays with their bums
are steaming through the waves of my brain
and every frustrated guy is staking claim
on their eyes like a spotlight
the beating of my heart is now from what it cost
and it's booking cataclysms for you
I can take the dark ones at the foot of the bed
and make them all orgy so endlessly at night
I gotta follow this, cause everything I know
is nothing till they bobble on through
I can give a little fumble
and wrap them in a sock
I can make them fake tackles at the sound as they bristle
I pretend the cute ones can talk
I can play tonight forever
and make them disappear by the dawn
I can love every bobblehead that's ever been laid
I can put them away and they're gone
but I'm never gonna make it without them
do you really wanna see me hurl?
cause I'm never gonna make it like you do..
making love with little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
little bobblehead dolls
making love with little bobblehead dolls
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