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Song Parodies -> "No Mad Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"No Mad Cow"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

life in toronto right now.. sigh
I had a picture, pinned to my wall
an image of cows eating gruel,that's so cool
and then being my food
look at this mess now,
mad cow is born
and west nile and lyme and
now sars and all I want is to
have..something warm...

no mad cow
no more sars
lyme disease
let barbeques start
let barbeques start

a marinate creamer,
will do for the start
just dip it in deet and then
pound flat the meat,
and the gristly part
perhaps, I will eat deer,
buffaloes, yayy
but you know there's no way to hide from this thing
that's happening today

no mad cow
no more sars
lyme disease
let barbeques start
let barbeques start

you ask for the vaccine, what can they say?
just roll down your sleeves, don't eat meat,
and wear masks every day
so I sit and I wonder
what the future it holds?
an image of you in your rubber sars suit,
that you wear every day

no mad cow
no more sars
lyme disease
let barbeques start
let barbeques start

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Royce Miller - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Friggin hilarious
simon - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
this song is very inapproariate as mad cow diease (cjb) has taken somone close to the artists hearts.

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