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Song Parodies -> "Wonderin Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wonderin Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Is Merry Pip's wife?
are they platonicies?
they've hit me broadside
I asked Royce to tell me please

"No," she said nice,
you'll just have to wait and seeeeeee
I'm just a poor boy,
writing my parodies,
should I give them some,
when I know?
I will die
if one hangs low

anyway the hints go,
doesn't really matter to me

Billy, is one a man?
all the hints that I have read,
changed my mind again instead,
Billy, why's this all begun?
I understand you started this melee
Merry? ooh-ooh-ooh-oo
is it true that one's a guy?
if that's just so, I'll write again tomorrow,
carry on, carry on,
but my thoughts will all be scattered

it's too late, this writing's done
I've been a fool sometimes,
amiright is up online
tell me anybody
I've got to know
if there's only one behind for me or two

I don't wanna write
a song for them if there's a chance at all

I wonder if they will admit who is a man
using rouge
using rouge
are they silly transsexual?
for merry am I tightening?
for Pip shold I be widening?

mal is gay? oh? (oh no way oh)
is he gay oh? ( no bloody way oh
what he wrote he didn't know
where does this go-o-o-oo-o
I'm just a poor boy, who wrote a parodies
he's just a poor boy, making up the memories
spare me this life, I know what it means
easy some, for chicks though,
will you let this go?
Miss Millah? NO! (she said ask Florio) she said No?
Miss Millah No! (she said ask florio) she said noooooo
ask the florio, ask the florio,
although he doesn't know-o-o-o-o
know know know know know know no?
can I see a
can I see a
pic of Merry? no?
in Amiright there'a a devil it's inside of me..
of me,, of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so you think you can fool me and make me write?
so you think I'd be good at night
oh Merry, can't do this to me Merry
truth's gotta get out
truth's gotta get right outta here

wracked in my brain matter someone plaese tell me
wracking my brain matter..
wracking my brain matter.. for theee

someone on this site knows..................

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Meriadoc - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah Malky! You just made my whole day again! :-D
Peregrin - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
A little Merry told me about this! Good job!
Shaun Chinen - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You pulled off a parody of a difficult song. Congrats.
daniel - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
what is with your merry and pipen tyhing? are u haveing a 3 some or some thing

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