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Song Parodies -> "A Baster, Honey"

Original Song Title:

"A Taste Of Honey"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Baster, Honey"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

HARRISBURG, Pa. - A state appeals court ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins. The three-judge panel ruled Thursday that the deal between Joel McKiernan and Ivonne Ferguson in which McKiernan donated his sperm and would not be obligated to pay any support was unenforceable because of "legal, equitable and moral principles."
a baster, honey,
basting, your ovum, with mine.
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo

our contract said, you would defend,
my interests here, and not depend,
on baster money
a baster, honey,
basting your ovum with mine
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo

I will return, yes I will return,
I'll appeal, baster honey, from you

your was the egg you sprayed upon,
a baster full of my big wad, now gone
a baster honey, ( a baster honey)
basting your ovum with mine

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Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny Mal! :-D
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is in very good baste --- er, I mean, taste.

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