Song Parodies -> I Can Pee Clearly Now

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Can Pee Clearly Now"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

I can pee clearly now, the trace is gone
I can seek all jobs today , I'm ok
bye bye metabolites that make me bad
gonna be a bright right bright sample today
gonna be a bright right bright sample today

yes, I can take tests now, the coke is gone
all of the bad thc's gone away
I can pee rainbows now, the hash is gone
gonna be a bright bright right sample today

look around there's nothing to disguise
look straight ahead, there's nothing to disguise

I can pee clearly now, the trace is gone
I can seek all jobs today , I'm ok
bye bye metabolites that make me bad
gonna be a bright right bright sample today
gonna be a bright right bright sample today

I can pee clearly now, the trace is gone
I can seek all jobs today , I'm ok
bye bye metabolites that make me bad
gonna be a bright right bright sample today
gonna be a bright right bright sample today

look around there's nothing to disguise
look straight ahead, there's nothing to disguise
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lebeiw - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
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Michael Pacholek - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't speak for your health -- though my diagnosis of your mental health seems right, see my comment for "I'm Heavily Sedated" -- but this parody was perfect! Fives all around. Maybe somebody should write "Fives Are All Around" to the Troggs' "Love Is All Around."
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm Surprised you haven't died of AIDS yet!

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