Song Parodies -> Killer Bees
| Original Song Title: | "Killer Quen" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Killer Bees" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
they kep invading the country,
moving pretty fast, and yet
can't survive winter eh?
see how far north they will get
there's no remedy
for this insect enemy
and pesticides uncommon
still havent died...
apiary super pests
well suited flying guests
not so happily nice,
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
recommend that you think twice
deep inside they are not nice
wanna die???
to avoid agitation,
they cuddle round the queen protect,
then they go swarming,
then start a new killer nest,
already they're in China,
and southern Carolina
then again scientifically
if you're that way inclined..
they flew right on through Paris
frenchmen couldn't care less
surrendered again without fight..
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
killing cats is as easy as
grizzly bears and vampire bats
momentarily, buzzing action
stinging you right in the *ss
they absolutely drive you wild.. wild..
they're out to get you
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
recommend you treat them nice
kill for fun, with appetite..
wanna die??
you wanna die??
moving pretty fast, and yet
can't survive winter eh?
see how far north they will get
there's no remedy
for this insect enemy
and pesticides uncommon
still havent died...
apiary super pests
well suited flying guests
not so happily nice,
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
recommend that you think twice
deep inside they are not nice
wanna die???
to avoid agitation,
they cuddle round the queen protect,
then they go swarming,
then start a new killer nest,
already they're in China,
and southern Carolina
then again scientifically
if you're that way inclined..
they flew right on through Paris
frenchmen couldn't care less
surrendered again without fight..
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
killing cats is as easy as
grizzly bears and vampire bats
momentarily, buzzing action
stinging you right in the *ss
they absolutely drive you wild.. wild..
they're out to get you
they're the killer bees
african, and hard to please
swam around and they sting with steam
guaranteed to kill our kind..
every time..
recommend you treat them nice
kill for fun, with appetite..
wanna die??
you wanna die??
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Sir Malcolm, glad to see you've left the farm . . . This is one is better, kinda cute the way it mentions so many critters.
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