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Song Parodies -> "Burger, Chicken, Rings, Shake And Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Burger, Chicken, Rings, Shake And Fries"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I ordered burger, chicken, rings shake and fries,
I have such a belly, and thunder thighs
I like burgers chicken rings, shake and fries

I always upgrade to the super max size
and so do my kids,
and so does my wife
we have to drive in two mini vans,
because normal car seats
don't fit our cans
we' love burgers chicken, rings shake and fries
burger chicken, rings, shake and fries

and every saturday delivery guys
come calling with pizza
extra large size
put all the junk food wrapers in the back yard
and order a dumpster
of course extra large,
for our burger chicken rings shake and fries
burger chicken rings shake and fries

burger chicken rings shake and fries
burger chicken rings shake and fries
burger chicken rings shake and fries

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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The Great Karlando - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
That was awesome. All 5's. You don't see a lot of Joe Walsh parodies on here, and this one was really good. Just one suggestion: maybe it shoudl be "Burgers, ONION Rings, Shakes and Fries?" Its just seems to flow better like that. But still, great job.

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