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Song Parodies -> "Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose?"

Original Song Title:

"Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose?"

Original Performer:

Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I was very happy, or at least I thought I'd be
I was just estatic when they fit right onto me
some lube, some gel, exciting me,
and some time to wear them so..
if I was a female I'd join a burlesque show..

say has aybody seen my fishnet pantyhose?
I just had to wear them with my freshy painted toes?
cross dressing people, just go with the flow
say has anybody seen my fishnet pantyhose?

oh I love to wear these panties underneath my jeans
one guy even said I was the woman of his dreams
but he never seen my little fire hose
all he saw when he ws looking was those fish pantyhose

oh baby.. these are the "zone"
get some to wear too..
and thongs can ride the fissure


oh man, one night, the tights they ripped, and I cried all alone
had to special order them from some e-bay zone
so lets say goodbye to transy to surgery we'll go..
then I'll have the right stuff for these pantyhose..

ay has aybody seen my fishnet pantyhose?
I just had to wear them with my freshy painted toes?
cross dressing people, just go with the flow
say has anybody seen my fishnet pantyhose?




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Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
YOUR fishnet pantyhose? You've been hanging around Merry & Pip for too damn long... LOL...
Kim - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This is too good. I laughed all the way through. An excellent job!

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