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Song Parodies -> "Do You Want To Work For FEMA? (the Political Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Want To Work For FEMA? (the Political Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Hey George, you screwed up with this clown Brown, and you best admit it. I'm on your side, but I'll kick your ass for this one too
you'll never have to work at this job for you...
you'll never have to show your brain is bare...

listen, do you want to work for FEMA?
say your resume is swell, oh oh oh oh
loser, when the shit does hit the fan,
if you screw up you'll get canned
that's just what I'll do

ooh oh ooh ooh ooh

nobody knew your resume was fake
what to do when levees break?

listen, do you want to work for FEMA?
hope that all will stay just swell?
Michael, this is such a right wing plum, '
they won't know that you're a bum,
now you're gone they do..

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked this alot, Malcolm...555
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the few Beatle songs I don't like. But you nailed both the song and the point.
carol - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well said. I was reading an article at called When Hell Froze Over, that Chimpy finally said that said the government’s slow response to the dead and dying from Hurricane Katrina was his responsibility. (grins) I wonder? Is it starting to get to him?
Media Circus - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Neither too much blame nor too little. Works for me, Malcom. By the way, Pach, I notice you're doing parodies about our past Presidents. So, have you done Rutherford B. Hayes yet? Ha! If it makes you feel any better, I admire Grover Cleveland too. See, he was kind of what Bill Clinton would be like if Bill Clinton were like George W. Bush, if you know what I mean...
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Circus: I've done them all, the good, the bad, and the Bush-ugly. And Hayes resembles Bush far more than Cleveland resembles Clinton. Hayes was a phony moralizer too:
Lurker - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Parodist, it is good that you support Pres. Bush. However, you should not stoop to using foul language. Leave that to the moronic ultra-liberals that post parodies here. Conservatives have too much "class" and intelligence to use four-letter words, porn, and potty-talk.
Melanie Lee - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Lurker: "Conservatives have too much 'class" and intelligenct to use four-letter words, porn, and potty-talk." Er...Dennis Miller, post-2001? creators, and much of the audience, of South Park?

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