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Song Parodies -> "Selsun Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Selsun Blue"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Guy Told you how to use it, I'll tell you about the product itself..lol
selsun blue, hey you gotta try it,
it's on sale, folks you got to buy it..
creamy blue, you wipe on you,
your head gets clean,
and then you check for flakes,
and reapply again...
and blow it dry again

selsun blue, malothyn dioxide,
in there too, hydrogen peroxide
funny thing, it cleans your ring,
it's good to have the choice
before you know, start to look so good
almost as cute as Royce

selsun blue, hey you gotta try it,
it's on sale, folks you got to buy it..
creamy blue, you wipe on you,
your head gets clean,
and then you check for flakes,
and reapply again...
and blow it dry again

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Royce Miller - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm, if the Royce you refer to is me, my dreams have now come true, I've been included in a dandruff parody. I'm still out here, still flakin' it.
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Read, vote fives, repeat.....read, vote fives, repeat.....read, vote fives, repeat.....
Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! Good one, especially the Royce line. This will go well with our salon parody set to come out tomorrow (shameless plug), as I am pretty certain Selsun Blue gets a mention.
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555!
Rick D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What? Are you guys getting a kickback or something? We want in!
David Chrenko - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Malc, when the song was a hit on AM radio, I used to sing the lyrics "Selsun Blue" - but I could never come up with a complete song. Now I've got something to sing when it comes on the oldies station. Good job.
malcolm higgins - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, my queen, it was for you..hugs

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