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Song Parodies -> "I Will Write No More"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Write No More"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

poor billy even poorer malcolm I been haaaaddddd
Florio, Bill is pulling his hair.
will the truth come out
will Merry, Pippin always play their games all the time
just tell which cause either is fine

why did you write that song for the bed?
now I get surprised
should you not have told me that you were two men
on your knees, boys apologise

honesty is true
just please now then say those words.
"yes we both have tools"

looked like an arsehole, writing to you
thinking back to then
how qas I to know that you had lied to us?
that you just were really two men?

writing the stuff here, everyone reads
how was I to know
when I think a set of facts is the truth
truth it seems is first thing to go

every morning I would check the pages of new stuff amiright
will my soul be saved?
now I'm thinking awkwardly
what's your real name...dave??

send me a jpeg, stop the connive
lets see what's the truth
just because you hide behind the names you supplied
this is really sad and uncouth

some say it's evil, some say you lied
I say that it's sad
until you tell the truth of who you to are
sorry but I'll say all this is bad

when I see proof, then end this charade
I won't feel so sore
why'd you deceive me? why did you lead me?
I will write no more

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Billy Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
As the Walkmen said "We've been had".....or have we? We still dont know what gender those two head hurts
Meriadoc - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh now I am getting sooooo confused myself... Now Malcolm thinks we ARE men? And he wants us on our knees.....? Hmmmm.... Bad choice of words.... ;-)
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Q. Are they not men? A. They may be Devo. Sorry, couldn't resist. Like hell I'm sorry.
Peregrin - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Devo? Perhaps we are Bill and Ben, the flower-pot men?

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