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Song Parodies -> "Dickweed"

Original Song Title:

"Big League"

Original Performer:

Tom Cochrane

Parody Song Title:

"Dickweed"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as sung by Mr and Mrs Gates, Bill's dad
when he was a kid, he'd be up at four
do sums till six, and study some more
off to the school, smiled real nice,
that was his life, he was gonna be a dickweed

ohhhhhhhh a dickweed

there's many drugs worse than taking zoloft,
but when you do, you run microsoft..
and if you're gonna browse, iexplore is his game,
ruthless and tough, it's the only real game for a dickweed

oh oh
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
my boy got a funny head
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
aol he gonna knock 'em dead
ahhh aooooo
he's a dickweed..

all the right moves when he's 24,
passed over mac, and bought out commodore
took all his stock, anti trusts for complaints,
now he's stuck till he's seventy,
he has grown into a dickweed

oh oh
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
my boy got a funny head
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
aol he gonna knock 'em dead
ahhh aooooo
he's a dickweed..
never can tell when you might come down
you never can tell when you'll be bought out
you just can't tell, no you never can tell,
so do unto others, and send them to hell,
you're a dickweed

sometimes at night as I watch his stock
it climbs like a rocket and drops like a rock
sometimes in the morning I just think he's a quack
test his mettle, we are gonna prove he's a dickweed

oh oh
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
my boy got a funny head
my boy gonna grow up a dickweed,
aol he gonna knock 'em dead
ahhh aooooo
he's a dickweed..

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