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Song Parodies -> "Reasons To Be Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons In The Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Reasons To Be Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

goodbye to you, my Kerry friend
you'll be elected when I wear depends
I guess that time will come along
how can you be oh so wrong?
you lost out, now move along

goodbye to you did you know when
you graduated to a horse's end?
when elections come to town
lots of pavement you will pound
in the end you're not around

you had Gore, 'nother bum,
Kerry's worse, nothing but scum
but the lefties that whine
are just communistic swine

goodbye Bubba I'll pray for you
the public trust was not all you screwed
did you not learn what's right from wrong?
too much wine and too much song
monica's now in a thong

goodbye bubba it's time to fly
your eight years up your luck has just run dry
what will come of us you see?
please don't give us Hilary

you had Gore, 'nother bum,
Kerry's worse, nothing but scum
but the lefties that whine
are just communistic swine
all your boys on the run,
all have reasons to be dumb
but the worst one of all,
is that socialistic pall

goodbye the left, go quietly
yes I mean you, I have no sympathy
all you whackos don't belong
smart like ape just like king kong,
just a whiney leftist throng
goodbye the left you bunch of goats
you bit off chads to get yourself more votes
watched you do it on t.v
then deny what we could see
that's why you're out, you see

you had Gore, 'nother bum,
Kerry's worse, nothing but scum
but the lefties that whine
are just communistic swine
all your boys on the run,
all have reasons to be dumb
but the worst one of all,
is that socialistic pall

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CHAD is MAD - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Stop making fun of my name already. This is the five hundredth and fifty fith time this has happened to me. 5's Lionel
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
They'll be ba -ack!

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