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Song Parodies -> "Talented Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Calendar Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Talented Girl"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I love I love I love a talented girl,
yeah, sweet talented girl,
I love I love I love a talented girl,
'specially when she's had beer,

january, bound herself with cotton twine
february leather pants she wore were awful fine
march used her buzzer with batteries
april, energize me, pretty please,
yeah yeah, her ass is a thrill,
I love I love a little talented girl, every day, every day of the year

may she took her bra off when she was pissed
june, she became a sado-masochist
july her fetish side was really mean
august fed her snapper old sardines
yeah yeah, her ass is a thrill,
I love I love a little talented girl, every day, every day of the year

september, clothes are falling like the leaves
october went to school in just her dungarees
november she would say that was all a blur
december drank so much she multi hurled,
yeah yeah, her ass is a thrill,
I love I love a little talented girl, every day, every day of the year

I love I love I love a talented girl,
yeah, sweet talented girl,
I love I love I love a talented girl,
'specially when she's had beer,

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Royce Miller - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
loved it-5's from me
Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Royce. Clearly, I was mistaken.
Peregrin - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
It's not about Royce? I still give it 5's!
malcolm higgins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't write this of royce, no. I shold have, but it would take DAYS to find enough good things to say about my queen.. maybe I'll give her a humble attempt very soon.. she deserves it :)
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Lots of fun to read; well done
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
5 Chalupas and a case of beer!

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