Funny. Not too much rhymes with chattanooga choo choo, and you pulled it off.

"Pardon me, Royce," but no, no, no - Professor Higgins doesn't get credit for that rhyme - it's an old joke. (Roy Rogers and Dale Evans and a mountain lion that tore off ol' Roy's boots.) But the parody is still good! And if someone on this site can run with "Shook up Ramen", I think an old classic is fine. It's not plagiarism - that chestnut was around long ago, but Nike's and Adidas weren't -lol!!

Stray Pooch, thanks for giving me some history about the cat chewing the shoes. I was not aware of that about Roy and Dale--thanks for the info.

Does that make the old Roy "cat that chewed your new shoes" story, which I have heard, "Happy tales to you"?

Pardon me Roy, But is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? Size number nine with a spit polish shine?

Pretty good. I remember the aforementioned joke, which if memory serves had more impact than the parody.

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Cat That Chewed Your New Shoes Andrew E. Woods “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “Roy!” “Roy Who?” Pardon me Roy; is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? That’s the feline, she tried to give ‘em a shine. I can’t afford to own a cat that chews my new shoes. It’s not that fair, I’m gonna need a spare pair. She dug her Transylvania fangs in at a quarter to four; Clawed a magazine and then she chewed them some more. Dinner for Feline or eatin’ my foot liner; She won’t wash it down with wine she’s still a minor. When you hear a kitty trottin’ eight to the bar, Then you know this tendency has gone pretty far. Cat’s all black as coal an’ crossed my path while strollin’ Mew! Mew! Cat that chewed shoes, there you are. There’s gonna be a certain kitty that I’m facin’ Ate my shoe lace, I used to call fuzzy face. She’s gonna try until I’m barefoot and I’ll never roam. So cat that chewed my new shoes, you’re chew kept meat home! [Play me off, piano cat!]