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Song Parodies -> "Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Chattanooga Choo Choo"

Original Performer:

Hank Snow

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...

how you afford, that little cat who chewed your new shoes
hope it doesnt repeat
while they're still on your feet

it chewed nike, and some fila, and my sandals to crap,
it chewed the tongue, the soles, the laces and it mangled the strap
hope it don't repeat this on my new adidas
cause I gotta leave for Carolina

when the puss was left alone, I knew what she'd do
but what I didn't know that was she also would chew..
gave her food and litter,
I guess she just got bitter
and said baby, there you are..

she doesnt like the taste of boots or leather on her face
I find she's such a picky eater now she's gonna die
just wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home

Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...

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Royce Miller - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny. Not too much rhymes with chattanooga choo choo, and you pulled it off.
Stray Pooch - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"Pardon me, Royce," but no, no, no - Professor Higgins doesn't get credit for that rhyme - it's an old joke. (Roy Rogers and Dale Evans and a mountain lion that tore off ol' Roy's boots.) But the parody is still good! And if someone on this site can run with "Shook up Ramen", I think an old classic is fine. It's not plagiarism - that chestnut was around long ago, but Nike's and Adidas weren't -lol!!
Royce Miller - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch, thanks for giving me some history about the cat chewing the shoes. I was not aware of that about Roy and Dale--thanks for the info.
Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Does that make the old Roy "cat that chewed your new shoes" story, which I have heard, "Happy tales to you"?
v - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Pardon me Roy, But is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? Size number nine with a spit polish shine?
Bob Nance - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I remember the aforementioned joke, which if memory serves had more impact than the parody.
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Andrew E. Woods - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Cat That Chewed Your New Shoes Andrew E. Woods “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “Roy!” “Roy Who?” Pardon me Roy; is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? That’s the feline, she tried to give ‘em a shine. I can’t afford to own a cat that chews my new shoes. It’s not that fair, I’m gonna need a spare pair. She dug her Transylvania fangs in at a quarter to four; Clawed a magazine and then she chewed them some more. Dinner for Feline or eatin’ my foot liner; She won’t wash it down with wine she’s still a minor. When you hear a kitty trottin’ eight to the bar, Then you know this tendency has gone pretty far. Cat’s all black as coal an’ crossed my path while strollin’ Mew! Mew! Cat that chewed shoes, there you are. There’s gonna be a certain kitty that I’m facin’ Ate my shoe lace, I used to call fuzzy face. She’s gonna try until I’m barefoot and I’ll never roam. So cat that chewed my new shoes, you’re chew kept meat home! [Play me off, piano cat!]
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