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Song Parodies -> "Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Song Before I Go"

Original Performer:

Crosby Stills And Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sit too long before I go,
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns

when the flow was over,
I had to flush it down
and then I wiped up my back door
it smelled, and I just frowned

it felt just like a suitcase
I hate them when they're dry
I did one at the airport
brought tears to people's eyes

anal insecurity,
I held it in too long
I finally turtled out that log
a flush and it was gone

sit too long before I go,
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns

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Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a wonderful song for excretory parodies, isn't it...5's and some hemorrhoids medication for you, Malc...
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A nu song by Malcolm. Luckily, he'll never be typecast.
Poopie Longstocking - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Poopie Longstocking appreciates your dry sense of humour! You have earned the prestigious Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5,5,5 for this supremely dessicated delight of delectable defecation!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, PP Whatever the hell you are, your mama probably beat the hell out of you when you were little.
Dumb Ass Ghost - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Mr. Potty mouth!

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