Song Parodies -> Clinger

Original Song Title:

"Linger"

Original Performer:

The Cranberries

  
Parody Song Title:

"Clinger"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

it's true, you're back why'd you return, you're such a worm
you I could trade..

I"m sure you are a prude, you really are unglued
I'll rip your head apart, I'll scream like anything

no more, no more this can't be true. get lost you ugly flooze
so why are you wanting my hand? you think this stuff is planned?
are you crying all the time? how do I get rid of you?

and I called you a ( bleep) you know I'm just so through with you
you're such a nasty little clinger,
like a snot around my finger, do you have to do you have to,
do you have to be a clinger???

Oh I sought a world from you
becuse you are just so wrong
and this is wrong, this is wrong
if you, you could only die, quickly, do it, try!
your mode if death I choose willkeep me quite amused
but you always live, it's true I just wann' be free from you

and I called you a ( bleep) you know I'm just so through with you
you're such a nasty little clinger,
like a snot around my finger, do you have to do you have to,
do you have to be a clinger???

and I called you a ( bleep) you know I'm just so through with you
you're such a nasty little clinger,
like a snot around my finger, do you have to do you have to,
do you have to be a clinger???

you know I'm just so through with you
you're such a nasty little clinger,
like a snot around my finger, do you have to do you have to,
do you have to be a clinger???


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