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Song Parodies -> "The Milf Is Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Is Mine"

Parody Song Title:

"The Milf Is Mine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

(Michael)
every day she walks into my room
drops her clothes we start
I'm so glad I get all the fun
and her older special part

(Chorus)
the milf is mine
the older milf is mine
she aged like wine
and now my best friend's milf is mine


(Paul)
I don't understand the way she thinks,
wanting "jiggY all the time
oil of old lay is her favourite cream
rubs it in, because it's mine


(Chorus)
the milf is mine
the older milf is mine
she aged like wine
and now my best friend's milf is mine

(paul)
She loves me more than he
trims her hunny hair

(michael)
but she does me endlessly
but I guess she shares

(both)
she's loose sexually
two on the go

(michael
we both should not have her
so it's her or her sister
hey one day we'll discover
she's a twin, we'll do them both together

(paul)
don't build your hopes, as you lay down,
she saves all the best for mine

(michael)
well I make her scream and cry out loud,
with my rope, but you've got twine

(chorus)
(Chorus)
the milf is mine
the older milf is mine
she aged like wine
and now my best friend's milf is mine

(both)
she's mine she's mine
no no no
the milf is mine

(paul)
the milf is mine all mine
the milf is mine all kine

(michael)
don't waste your time,
because our best friend's milf is mine
the milf is mine
the milf is mine

(paul..spoken)
Michael, we're not going to fight over her

(michael)
I thought I told you.
.I'll do her son because he's tighter

(paul)
I've heard that rumour before
Michael you know she told me I'm her forever lover
you know? don't you remember?

(michael)
well I gave her stds
she said she wouldn't love another..

(paul)
is that what she's got?

(Michael)
yes, she's got it, just rub cream on


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Steve K. - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
A little hard to believe if you ask me, Jacko being attracted to someone older than himself.
mike - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
twa$ the night b4 christm@$ @nd @ll the hou$e not @ cre@ture was stirring not even @ mou$e @$ @ m@atter of f@ct not even $anta cl@us he w@$ out on the @venue knocking on drug$ he $@id f**k the children i don't c@re @nyw@y if they c@n w@it 12 month$ they c@n weight 1 more d@y i'm t@king my s@ck @nd my reindeer $how down 2 the @venue 2 buy @ HO HO HO

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