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Song Parodies -> "Mer Is A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Mer Is A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Mer is a woman, Billy can't you see,
that Mer is a woman, her identity
don't think that she's a guy no more,
if she is, then I'll be sore
I got more important things to say
whan wonderin if she's a man today
she's a woman, now, everyday,
Mer is a woman,
listen what I say hey hey hey

Mer is a woman, so let it be
Mer is a woman, according to me
don't wanna talk about this today
I'm satisfied that she's ok
I don't write no songs for guys
when I'm dreamin about her thighs
that woman, Merry everyday
Mer is a woman
this is what I say

Mer is a woman, she's here to stay
Mer is a woman, listen what I say
her and Pippin within this sight
want me together in bed tonight
that would be a fantasy
these two chicks on top of me
that woman, alright today
Mer is a woman this is what I say

so, gotta get her laid gotta get her laid no, go go go
I'll relieve you woman
I'll relieve you woman
why why my my why why my my
you're so good for me
I'll be good to you
gonna look you right in the eyes
tell ya what I'm gonna do
you know I will releive
gonna make you go
you know I can relieve
you're really gonna go
goodnight cause Mer's a woman
man what a wonderful chick

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I prefer this to the original! And one guy offset has occurred....
Meriadoc - May 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll make sure Pippin brings the video camera...

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