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Song Parodies -> "Use A Hammer"
Original Song Title:
"Crazy Mama"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J.J. Cale
Parody Song Title:
"Use A Hammer"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
use a hammer, use it all day long
use a hammer, driving nails ain't wrong
if you pull them out,it falls apart,
use a hammer, not screws right from the start
use a hammer, you never will go wrong
measuring the corners, cut and glue and paste
measuring the corners, nothing goes to waste
use the tool, dont feel sure,
use a hammer, for nails it is the cure
use a hammer, use it all day long
use a hammer, driving nails ain't wrong
if you pull them out,it falls apart,
use a hammer, not screws right from the start
use a hammer, you never will go wrong
measuring the corners, cut and glue and paste
measuring the corners, nothing goes to waste
use the tool, dont feel sure,
use a hammer, for nails it is the cure
use a hammer, use it all day long
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