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Song Parodies -> "No Pootin Like That"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Do Me Like That"

Parody Song Title:

"No Pootin Like That"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I was takin' in a southern trip,
and my lady really let one rip,
felt the water in my eyes,
wondered if she's died inside

and I said you'd better watch yourself,
we were divin on a coral shelf
bad enough to peel off bark
baby don't piss of the sharks

no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that

from sowhere deep down indide,
gas is escaping,
hope it don't last that long,
you got me reelin inside
man I can feel it,
baby, can't take it no more

listen baby, can't you see, your ass is gonna poison me
when you're in a public place, going to lose some face
and you know you're gonna have a stain,
from your colorectal pains
someone's gonna smell your ass,
say you got no class

no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not familliar with the original song, but I give you 5's because it made me laugh.

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