well if there's a problem here, and things ain't right
just leave a note on the answering machine,
say, I'm comin to the right
you feel you stepped out of bewilderment
all glint-eyed and confused,
but even babies raised by wolves like the left feel
they been used

but when it starts to fall apart, it really falls apart
our newt's a start and when he starts, they'll really come apart..

like fingers and toes, fingers and toes, forty things we share
forty one if you include the fact, they're commies over there
lefty's blocked off most of the main street
for their gay parade everyone in town now
they probaby all agree, I'm trying and I've said I'm made

but when it starts to fall apart, it really falls apart
our newt's a start and when he starts, they'll really come apart..

now we won't even let them talk for you
we got you free and clear
we'd probably only agree on one thing, anyway,
that's what the hell is happening here??

like fingers and toes, fingers and toes, forty things we share
forty one if you include the fact, they're commies over there

but when it starts to fall apart, it really falls apart
our newt's a start and when he starts, they'll really come apart..