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Song Parodies -> "Pastafarian In New York"

Original Song Title:

"Englishman In New York"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Pastafarian In New York"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what do you call a kid with a Jamaican Dad and an Italian Mom? a "pasta-farian"
I don' do coffee, I like my weed 'ere
my bahbie roastin' outside
and you can hear my island accent when I talk
Pastafarian in New Yawk

See me bein on fift' avenoo
my mungie cake here by my side
I takin it everywhere I walk
Pastafarian in New Yawk

Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk
Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk

if de mammahs maketh de mahn as homey said
den e's da 'ero of de day
it takes a man to suffah ignorance in style
I'm I-tie no matter what dey say

Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk
Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk

modesty, and dreads could lead to people seein odder me
I now "tink I'm de only one
gentle me,full of classity, and haille sellasetty
make me gods special baby yeah I'm one

it take ebonic talk to make a mahn
more like a pasta lunch run
confront yo' enemies, invite 'dem when you can
listen you momma yell oi! come!


if genomes make-s de man, as mama said
den e's da 'ero of today
it takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
be youself no mattah who day say

Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk
Oh oh pastafarian, a real pastafarian,
pastafarian in New Yawk



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Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
And here was me thinking this was going to be about the Flying Spaghetti Monster (see www.venganza.org to see what I mean).. I suppose in this context, it's bound to be someone who'll make you an offer you can't understand ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
What Phil said!

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