take a chance, come alive, have some good java tonight
sugared swirl, packed with cream, swallow and bank caffeine

early morning, you now feel so low
coffee's on and you've got to go
think you'll have a wheat bagel, stuff it in your hole
you're on a carbo roll

any protien has gone bye bye
insulin is your only high
with a bit of fruit smoothie, everything is fine,
you've got the coffee love
and when you're feeling rough

you're glad you bank caffeine, creamed and sweet, helps to keep you lean
banked caffeine, really rocks your spleen, just like old strychnine
take a chance, come alive, have some good java tonight
sugared swirl, packed with cream, swallow and bank caffeine

scoop the beans in and turn it on
auto timer for when you're gone
will you have another, maybe one or two
you're feelin good at last
and when the high has passed..

you're glad you bank caffeine, creamed and sweet, helps to keep you lean
banked caffeine, really rocks your spleen, just like old strychnine
take a chance, come alive, have some good java tonight
sugared swirl, packed with cream, swallow and bank caffeine