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Song Parodies -> "Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Him"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rupert Holmes

Parody Song Title:

"Spam"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

over by the oven, there's a can for you to see
not my brand you understand, there's too much fat for me
we were having dinner,
I knew it tasted strange there
she'll say, oh it's just a blend,
and I'll say, it's not my

spam spam spam,
this stuff is a pickled ham,
where's my leg of juicy spam lamb?
you cooked this for me, me me,
why's you change the recipe?
go buy my old spam

don't know what this tastes like
don't know what it is
don't know why you'd think that I
would like a meat such as this
don't want to criticize,
but you can't have it both ways
let's go out, yes, both of us
winn dixie's cot the cans

spam spam spam,
this stuff is a pickled ham,
where's my leg of juicy spam lamb?
you cooked this for me, me me,
why's you change the recipe?
go buy my old spam

if you want this you can have it
I want mine made with spam here
or goodbye to you and I
I think you best concur that

spam spam spam,
this stuff is a pickled ham,
where's my leg of juicy spam lamb?
you cooked this for me, me me,
why's you change the recipe?
go buy my old spam

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