Song Parodies -> Bought A Hoochie
| Original Song Title: | "Chattahoochie" |
| Original Performer: | Allan Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bought A Hoochie" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I remember when I bought a hoochie,
nothin can be hotter than a hoochies coochie
got a little lesion, but I rubbed in a little salt
took a sample to the lab, and then I got a good result
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
well we fogged up the windows in my wife's chevy
I was willing, but she was too heavy
hidden in a laneway in a red light zone
had to get a shower and then I went back home
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
I remember when I bought a hoochie
nothin can be hotter than a hoochies coochie
got a little lesion, but I rubbed in a little salt
took a sample to the lab, and then I got a good result
well we fogged up the windows in my wife's chevy
I was willing, but she was too heavy
hidden in a laneway in a red light zone
had to get a shower and then I went back home
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
nothin can be hotter than a hoochies coochie
got a little lesion, but I rubbed in a little salt
took a sample to the lab, and then I got a good result
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
well we fogged up the windows in my wife's chevy
I was willing, but she was too heavy
hidden in a laneway in a red light zone
had to get a shower and then I went back home
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
I remember when I bought a hoochie
nothin can be hotter than a hoochies coochie
got a little lesion, but I rubbed in a little salt
took a sample to the lab, and then I got a good result
well we fogged up the windows in my wife's chevy
I was willing, but she was too heavy
hidden in a laneway in a red light zone
had to get a shower and then I went back home
strollin on the corner on a Friday night
showin off her cans in the pale moonlight
use the wife's car when I'm pickin up women
askin her the price, and it's bought by thirty minutes
yeah now I wonder why I bought a hoochie
never knew how much a little rubber meant to me
but I stayed quite safe, and I knew that I was
spendin from my livin, just to buy a little love
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