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Song Parodies -> "Hold On Tight (To Your Jeans)"

Original Song Title:

"Hold On Tight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Hold On Tight (To Your Jeans)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Hold on tight to your jeans
Hold on tight to your jeans
When you feel your pants are slipping
When you feel your thighs stop gripping
Hold tight to your jeans

it's the wrong time to fall down
when you're out on the town
when you need jean holders to stay on..
when you get so sick of trying
to hold on to your jeans


When they first slip down, and they won't stay up
And you tried a belt but you're all out of luck
When you're so downhearted and misunderstood
Just over & over & over you could

Tenez dessus fortement sur vos jeans
Tenez dessus fortement sur vos jeans
Quand vous vous sentez votre pantalon glisse
Quand vous vous sentez vos cuisses cessent de saisir
Tenez dessus fortement sur vos jeans

When they first slip down, and they won't stay up
And you tried a belt but you're all out of luck
When you're so downhearted and misunderstood
Just over & over & over you could

Hold on tight to your jeans
Hold on tight to your jeans
When you feel the denims falling
When you feel that cold wind calling
Hold on tight to your jeans

Oh, yeah
Hold on tight to your jeans
Yeah, hold on tight...
To your jeans.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Harry - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Malcolm, great parody. Funny, and I can relate to this. My belt (old leather), broke at work, and I was constantly pulling up my pants because I no longer wore size 40. So, it was embarrassing! 555
unKnown - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, ~ Duke of Sex-On-Knee~, Don't worry, Sir, my "501's" are on tight, tonight!! Merci beaucoup MonSieur, pour tu Parodie, tres jolie.

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