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Song Parodies -> "I Dropped A Turd"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Like A Bird"

Original Performer:

Smelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"I Dropped A Turd"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

felt beautiful, that's for sure
and now I need some glade
lost weight, that's for sure
that should end all the pain

and all this stuff was brown,
and I had to flush it down

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper

was squeezing it, brought me to tears
even after all those beers
and it pained me, that real bad smell
and it reeked just like hell

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper

my ring opened up and said goodbye
it's just every time I try to hold it
but I've rolled it
each and every single day
I know I'll have to eventually sit and say

and all this stuff was brown,
and I had to flush it down

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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Royce Miller - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I cringe to think I might have tapped in on some of your brain waves, but my first posted parody today is about spare toilet paper-I guess such a topic is always somewhat risky around people like you--I gave you 5's, after that one guy got to you first.
eject. E-G-E-C-T - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm gonna give you 1's, for three reasons. A) too gross. Two) you misspelled the origianl artist's first name. D) you put it in the wrong darn decade!! How can you say 90s if it came out in the early 2000s?! Doesn't make sense!
Nelly F. - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
How dare you make fun of my name!
Unknown - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasnt very funny, and it didnt matcht the original song's lyrics. Try again.... And "Smelly" Furtado was on purpose.
aoid - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Not good at all. ;P
Ruka - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats ill son! Thats real funny though for real. Props for my boi!
C - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Ew. Just....ew.
Chrisseh-chan - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I really hate the original song (as I do "Smelly" Furtado) so this definatly gets a high score from me.... hilarious!

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