felt beautiful, that's for sure
and now I need some glade
lost weight, that's for sure
that should end all the pain

and all this stuff was brown,
and I had to flush it down

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper

was squeezing it, brought me to tears
even after all those beers
and it pained me, that real bad smell
and it reeked just like hell

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper

my ring opened up and said goodbye
it's just every time I try to hold it
but I've rolled it
each and every single day
I know I'll have to eventually sit and say

and all this stuff was brown,
and I had to flush it down

I dropped a turd
felt it give way
I wonder how my hole is,
cause I see how big this roll is
and baby all I need from you is some paper
and baby all I need from you is some paper