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Song Parodies -> "Fender Bender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Fender Bender"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fender bender,
on the street,
who's fault? I don't know...
I was on a one way street,
why'd you try to go?????

fender bender,
hurt me too,
almost, nearly killed
you're an @sshole, through and through..
pay my doctor's bills...

fender bender,
you were wrong,
sign says "stop" not "start"
put your ugly face down here,
and in it I will fart

fender bender,
hurt me too,
almost, nearly killed
you're an @sshole, through and through..
pay my doctor's bills...

fender bender,
have you had beer?
should I call thye cops?
throw your sorry butt in jail?
so this stuff will stop....

fender bender,
hurt me too,
almost, nearly killed
you're an @sshole, through and through..
pay my doctor's bills...

when at last my car gets fixed,
hey pal, this I know
your sorry and bony ass gets kicked
pack your stuff and go......

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