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Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Mayonnaise"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

mayonnaise used to taste the same
lately though, I love it again
mixed with honey, and then spread inside
'scuse me, there's some meat inside
mayonnaise all around
some flows, runnin up and down
with the meat from rotisserie
whatever it is, it's all good for me
feed me feed me
oh no no

ham and cheese
topped with a kaiser roll
no older crust hard stuff
I feed my body, I get round ham and cheese
so far, this is mine
somethings happening
somethings happening
ooh ahh
ooh ahh
ooh ahh
ooh ahh yeah

mayonnaise now in my eyes, huh
eat some most every day and night
so good it's blowin, blowin my mind
have some tomorrow, with that seasoned rind
Ooo
Help me
Ahh, yea-yeah, mayonnaise, yeah
Oh, no, oh
Oh, help me
mayonnaise Tell me, baby, tell me
just spread it on like this
mayonnaise
You're makin' me blow my mind...mama
mayonnaise, n-no, nooo
mayonnaise now, its tasteful, baby

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Red Ant - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh man! Is this the most subtlely naughty parody ever or am I reading too much into it? lol 5s.
2Eagle - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Good rhyming - Purple Haze, Mayonaise.
Meriadoc - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I looked at the title and said "Uh oh! What use could Malcolm be putting mayonnaise to...?" :-O
malcolm higgins - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
can't get one over you, eh red? subtle, ahh yes

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