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Song Parodies -> "Peelin There For Years"

Original Song Title:

"Reelin In The Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Peelin There For Years"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

reminds me of a bar I used to go to.. a strip joint where they had the same girls for 25 years.. three bucks to get in......20 bucks to get out.. lol they'd walk up and say "10 bucks or I'll get up in front of you and table dance"
it's the last week of the summer
and I think it was a blast
so we went down to the peeler place to
see a little *ss
well this chick she was a heffer
as she held me out her hand
she threatened table dances,
on the table she would stand

she's been peelin there for years,
showin the rage of time
just to look I need some beers
I was glad she wasn't mine

she was tellin me she was a stripper
since she was seventeen
in forty years, she was the worst old pig
that I had ever seen
and she shoulda went to college,
that's the place that she should go
a floppy pair of boobies, and
a face for radio

she's been peelin there for years,
showin the rage of time
just to look I need some beers
I was glad she wasn't mine

I spent a lot of money, just to stop her table dance
if I wasnt drinkin vodka,
I never have a chance
but the night went fast,
because the liquor made it quickly to my brain
just shoot me twice before I say
I'll go in there again

she's been peelin there for years,
showin the rage of time
just to look I need some beers
I was glad she wasn't mine

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Billy Florio - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Why did you keep on going there if the strippers were like 40? lol nice parody though

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