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Song Parodies -> "(My Anus Is The) Centre Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"(My Anus Is The) Centre Hole"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Come on!

can you walk?
can we talk?
examine medically?
my new recruited surgeon
now examines my sore seat

he just left the med school
to cure disease and pain
but he should re-write exams
and qualify again

I use this guy,
to fix me up, intestine, then the spleen,
behind me is the surgeon,
as he was lost, I screamed

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole
( my anus is the centre hole)

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole

with cheat notes on his desk,
he just passed the O.R. tests
why this guy? I turned away
oh why now, why this guy?

I was gettin my I.V.
then he pulled the scalpel free
he works colo-rectally
my single hole now "tri"

those soft fuzzy diapers
were magical to touch
but if he does this right, today?
I won't need them so much,

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole
anus is the centre hole

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole


na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

Now listen:
it's ok, I understand,
this ain't in my insurance plan
I hope that when this hole is done
I'll be a tight and good to sit down on

stitch it up, don't forget
I need that thing for farting
every time I'm in a room,
my cheeks are always parting

a part of me may now be wrecked
my colon's inner line is stripped
oh no, you can't deny it
the middle one was widened

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole
my anus is the centre hole

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole


na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na

Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4

na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole
my anus was the centre hole

come on, let's go,
co-rectally, I have been told
my anus is the centre hole
my anus was the centre hole

na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
(change to whistle, and fade...)

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Poop pants - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Malcolm, this is a great parody of a good 80s' song. The content is faboo as well. 555's your way
Agrimorfee - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
LOLZ on my all-time fave '80s tune. Such a great chorus rewrite, I didn't care that it stayed the same while I sang along! :)(Quibble: "why this guy...why this guy")
Ann Hammond - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
it ain't in your insurance plan?
GLen S - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't sew up anything that's supposed to remain open doc. Funny stuff, MH.
MrMacphisto - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO (literally)... Best of today :)
Johnny D - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever title!
Meriadoc - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I too was quite taken with the title...
Tim Hall - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Symmetrically, this song gets in and stays there
adagio - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody left me laughing. : ) 5's

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