why does old Bill keep on writing?
it's not an issue no more
told you so, in the end they were girls,
and they both want me for sure

why does old Royce give her blessing,
why is my "Mer" quiet now?
told you so, in the end they were girls
we're the bulls and they're both cows

I wake up in the morning and I wonder
how this issue ever became what it was
I can't understand, no I can't understand
how this goes on the way it does

now, for my "mer" my heart's beating,
pips has to sit second best
don't fret though, I can do several girls,
pips will do when "Mer's" at rest

why does this song keep on writing?
my mind's gone all awry
told you so, in the end they were girls
finally the end, goodbye....