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Song Parodies -> "In The End, They Were Girls"

Original Song Title:

"It's The End Of The World"

Original Performer:

Skeeter Davis

Parody Song Title:

"In The End, They Were Girls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why does old Bill keep on writing?
it's not an issue no more
told you so, in the end they were girls,
and they both want me for sure

why does old Royce give her blessing,
why is my "Mer" quiet now?
told you so, in the end they were girls
we're the bulls and they're both cows

I wake up in the morning and I wonder
how this issue ever became what it was
I can't understand, no I can't understand
how this goes on the way it does

now, for my "mer" my heart's beating,
pips has to sit second best
don't fret though, I can do several girls,
pips will do when "Mer's" at rest

why does this song keep on writing?
my mind's gone all awry
told you so, in the end they were girls
finally the end, goodbye....

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a line like "you're both cows" is how most threesomes get off the ground...good job.
Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Credit for taking one great song from slightly into prehistoric times (before February 9, 1964, to hear some people tell it, and if you don't know what that date represents, you don't belong here), but not very good. You're calling them "cows"? What's your beef?
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job with a song that hardly anyone remembers..(wasnt it the 50s?)
malcolm higgins - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
the female "cow" term was all I implied.. sheesh they are babes... Ive sang about it.. it just fit the line... you guys are so.........picky.. and mer and pips, you girls are

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