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Song Parodies -> "Squashin Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin Me Baby"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Squashin Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well I been breathin real hard, and I want her to get off,
cause it just keeps getting tougher everyday
and I got to play it smart
cause I know in my heart
250's what my baby weighs

so she was squashin me baby
squashin me baby
squashin me baby
she's on squashin me baby

well she was bootylicious but now she's just vicious,
when she climbs on me most every night
and I know that's true, that just a pound or two
and she'll make me do the pancake tonight

so she was squashin me baby
squashin me baby
squashin me baby
she's on squashin me baby

she has an ass like a llama,
size of south alabama,
philadelphia cream cheese was the way
doctor had her warned but it was me that was charmed
and she is still my sweet baby yeah

so she was squashin me baby
squashin me baby
squashin me baby
she's on squashin me baby

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