mate a poodle gently, and you might get a cockapoo
if you use a saint bernard sir, your female poodle will not to
don't mate them with a llama or the hair is wild and free
mate a poodle gently and you'll be a lucky fella, see

if they're on your leg and humping, send them over to her start up the brood for her
starting some new life and they won't know if the pet shop will know
on your leg and humping isn't fun if you're looking for a poo-shiatsu
lord I did this at home
don't you try this at home..

when you see that randy poodle and she's looking for some more
you always know that she is ready, dogs are scratchin at the door
but don't you try to tape it, for america's videos guy
mate that poodle gently if you smell her, then you'll soon be cleaning up your home

I cross breed some real bad strangers
a collie-rottie-hamster thing to make my day
nobody warned me of the dangers
and it's always the stupid foolish that make the dna

so mate a poodle gently, or it will turn out looking sick
some have floppy eardrums, and others always getting sick
mated with a llama, I say that thing was wild and bad
mate a poodle gently and she'll give the best litter that you've ever had..

I cross breed some real bad strangers
a collie-rottie-hamster thing to make my day
nobody warned me of the dangers
and it's always the stupid foolish that make the dna

you gotta mate a poodle gently
your little girl will then roll them
you gotta mate a poodle gently
and your girl will be foaling
you gotta make a hairy mother
but don't use a stupid llama
and she'll foal a little baby
mate a poodle gently
mata a poodle gently


You gotta roll it to my Mother
Gotta roll it to my Grandma
Gotta roll the old lady
Roll it to my Grandma, she's damn near eighty
Roll the old lady