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Song Parodies -> "Can You Make It Good And Tight?"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

Original Performer:

Freddy Fender

Parody Song Title:

"Can You Make It Good And Tight?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

take the shaver to the hair
look real close, observe it all
open up and look in there
it's like a bloody danceroom ball

though the sides are slack and gone,
like to use it every night
so I ask you, with your knife,
can you make it good and tight?

don't try explain just what is wrong,
don't give the facts to me
just tell me you can do
some plastic surgery

take the spare skin, from the trim
to the burn room have no fears
maybe someone who comes in
will need a pair of nice new ears

it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?
it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?


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Meriadoc - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
You must be slippin' Chucky some 'hush money' on the side! :-D
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, this song is by Kris Kristofferson, with the hit version by Sammie Smith. Though Kris may have written it on a Fender guitar.
malcolm higgins - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn Mike.. I thought this was by Dr Bob the dog from the muppets, and it was about Miss piggy... rats!! foiled again!!!!
Bubba - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
"Adult content is not added to this site. If your parody deals with sex, don't submit it. If you can't say it to someone 10 or older, don't submit it." Adult content and/or sexual content could be debated, but I definitely wouldn't want my 10-year-old reading this. I hate to complain, but it sure seems like Amiright is looking more and more like WhatFreaks.com lately...
ChuckyG - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I let it slide because I figure it's vaguely worded, so that you'd have to have a dirty mind to know what's being discussed..

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