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Song Parodies -> "Small Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Small Town"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Small Cow"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I was boning a small cow,
cause I lived with a small cow
made a pie from the small cow,
oh I killed off my dairy queen

all my friends they had small cows
my parents, one was a shaved small cow
I got me a small cow, she was good enough for me
impregnated my small cow,
brought the fear of jesus, that small cow
used to daydream of that small cow,
an udder pair or panties, that's mean

I've done it all with a small cow
had myself a ball with a small cow
married an L.A. cow and brought it to this small cow
a threesome bovine antic thats me

no I cannot forget, where the milk and that comes from
I can not forget to do piggy
but I can see myself, in this small cow
cause the mirror's turned right where I can see

got nothin against a big cow,
just think it's easier to ride a small cow,
cause my baby's a small cow,
and she;s good enough for me
I did porn with a small cow,
cause I lived with a small cow
make meat pies with my small cow
and that's pro'ly beastiality

no I cannot forget, where the milk and that comes from
I can not forget to do piggy
but I can see myself, in this small cow
cause the mirror's turned right where I can see

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Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
We laughed sooo Hard Malcy....Great one!

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