don't ask me,
cause I know it's true
no you can't fool me,
I 'll tell them apart

Some misunderstanding
pips and "mer'
Bill's undecided
but I can always tell them apart

they can give
phony clues in here
but I know truth
they're not men, they're not queers
I've told you
that they won't lie
cause the clues they give
but Billy can't decide


Some misunderstanding
pips and "mer'
Bill's undecided
but I can always tell them apart