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Song Parodies -> "I Can Tell Them Apart"

Original Song Title:

"Never Tear Us Apart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Can Tell Them Apart"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

don't ask me,
cause I know it's true
no you can't fool me,
I 'll tell them apart

Some misunderstanding
pips and "mer'
Bill's undecided
but I can always tell them apart

they can give
phony clues in here
but I know truth
they're not men, they're not queers
I've told you
that they won't lie
cause the clues they give
but Billy can't decide

Some misunderstanding
pips and "mer'
Bill's undecided
but I can always tell them apart

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

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Peregrin - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
More 5's!
Meriadoc - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, I forgive you - I wanted to download this one anyway! But are you absolutely positively SURE you have figured it out? ;-)
Paula's Tits - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
... - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing seemed a bit off.

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