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Song Parodies -> "The Nightly Bore"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Before"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Nightly Bore"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

CBS at five ( ahh the nightly bore)
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,

Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore

last night as I watched the news my insides just cried
where cartoons, can make me laugh, it makes me wanna die

CBS at five ( ahh the nightly bore)
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,

Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore



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Who - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome the new anchor,
Same as the old anchor.
Johnny D - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Mister Anchor-screen man, braying on T-V
I got sleepy, and, there ain't no way I'm watching you!
Hey, Mister Anchor-screen man, braying on T-V
In the Tivo-tangle morning, I'm done fol-low-ing you!
Johnny D - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops..."Tivo-Tango" would've been better ... 555, Malcolm, fun stuff here.

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