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Song Parodies -> "Beast Is The Word"

Original Song Title:

"Grease Is The Word"

Original Performer:

Franki Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Beast Is The Word"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you got some problems, and it just ain't right
you got to stop and think, you got to see the light
there is a danger this can go too far
I can't believe right now, who I think you are

beast is the word

you think your love is just a growin pain,
I just don't understand.. what is in your brain
this chick is ugly, can't you see what's real
have you gone blind right now?
this chick's as big as a seal,

beast is the word...
she's got hooves, and she's peeling,
beast all the time, check her face, get some lotion
beast is the way you are feeling?

it's really almost criminal,
it's beastiality, I just have to say
there is a chance if you let me take you far
I hope we're leaving now, hey bud, lets get in the car

beast is the word...
she's got hooves, and she's peeling,
beast all the time, check her face, get some lotion
beast is the way you are feeling?

are you blind, it's illusion,
your drugs need doubled, you're in confusion
what are you doing here?

it's really almost criminal,
it's beastiality, I just have to say
there is a chance if you let me take you far
I hope we're leaving now, hey bud, lets get in the car


beast is the word...
she's got hooves, and she's peeling,
beast all the time, check her face, get some lotion
beast is the way you are feeling?


beast is the word...
she's got hooves, and she's peeling,
beast all the time, check her face, get some lotion
beast is the way you are feeling?

beast is the word
is the word
is the word
is the word


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Rice Cube - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was about "Milwaukee's Best" beer, but it was still interesting ;-)
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice, that was the EXACT thought I had (well, maybe Milwaukee's Best Light). Great minds drink alike!
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice, I'll put out Beast Light in a Can, just for you tomorrow (tune of Best Man That I Can by Queensryche)
Rice Cube - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks man ;-D
Michael Pacholek - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: We have GOT to get you a new hobby.

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