Song Parodies -> I'm All Dyke
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Alright" |
| Original Performer: | Kenny Loggins |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm All Dyke" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
I am a dyke
fell into it naturally
and I like 'em sleazy
and if you disagree
it's my life,
no hair and muscles for me
and it is not your business
if it's all the same
gonna catch her later,
no no man with balls is in today
some cinderella kid
get it up, not for this job
lip lip lip lip lip
I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind
who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
women get me groovin
nnnnnnnnot man
girly make me feel good
it make me feel good
wow cinderella kid..
I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind
who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
I am a dyke
fell into it naturally
and I like 'em sleazy
and if you disagree
it's my life,
no hair and muscles for me
and it is not your business
if it's all the same
gonna catch her later,
no no man with balls is in today
some cinderella kid
get it up, not for this job
lip lip lip lip lip
I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind
who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
women get me groovin
nnnnnnnnot man
girly make me feel good
it make me feel good
wow cinderella kid..
I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally
I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he
what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind
who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin
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