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Song Parodies -> "I'm All Dyke"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Alright"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"I'm All Dyke"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally

I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he

I am a dyke
fell into it naturally
and I like 'em sleazy
and if you disagree

it's my life,
no hair and muscles for me
and it is not your business
if it's all the same

gonna catch her later,
no no man with balls is in today

some cinderella kid

get it up, not for this job

lip lip lip lip lip

I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally

I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he

what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind

who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her

old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin

women get me groovin

nnnnnnnnot man

girly make me feel good

it make me feel good
wow cinderella kid..

I'm all dyke,
no flowery dresses on me
leather and got me a bike
brush cut naturally

I'm all dyke
no body worry bout me
hey can I date your wife
I'm like a man she/he

what do you want?
need a she today
and if she's really
she will blow my mind

who wanna listen to a man?
I would sooner masturbate
and when I get her in the mood,
listen to her

old heart beatin
old heart beatin
old heart beatin


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Jennifer C. - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahahahahaha.

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