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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Ways To Seed Your Lover ( The Sperm Donor So"

Original Song Title:

"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty Ways To Seed Your Lover ( The Sperm Donor So"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the problem is all inside your womb they said to her,
maybe too big, or cold, or clogging up with fur,
I'll look at xrays, and we'll see if we concur,
there must be 50 ways to seed your lover

she said it's really not her habit to have sex,
always said the sweat and bump and grind had bad effects
and when her egg's released, a sperm it can't detect,
there must be fifty ways to seed your lover
fifty ways to seed your lover

the tube in the rack, Jack,
or in the tray, Ray,
just use the gun, son,
and listen to me,
straight in the box, Rox,
don't need to discuss much,
just fertilize three, Lee,
but you won't be free


I said it grieves me so to see you not conceive
a little germination will be your reprieve
the thought of sex, stil makes you think you want to heave,
there must be fifty ways to seed your lover

I said why don't you both just sleep on it tonight,
the answer is clear, we've got to get the sperm inside
a baster works, because it's long and not too wide,
there must be fifty ways to seed your lover
fifty ways to seed your lover

the tube in the rack, Jack,
or in the tray, Ray,
just use the gun, son,
and listen to me,
straight in the box, Rox,
don't need to discuss much,
just fertilize three, Lee,
but you won't be free

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John Barry - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. Hilarious!
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Malcolm.
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
555. I'm impressed, Malcolm. Good job, my friend.

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