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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Hurry"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Hurry Love"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins Version

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Hurry"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I see Dub, Dub,
and I can ease my mind
he walks a fine line
just like all mine

my mama said..
you can't hurry "dub"
no, you'll just have to wait
she said peace don't come easy,
it's a game of give and take
no you can't hurry dub,
no, you just have to wait,
trust in him this time,
no matter how long it takes

how many saddams must we kill?
before we free iraq, for people's rights again
right now the only thing, that keeps us rolling on
is precious strength, ooh if we just hang on

my mama said..
you can't hurry "dub"
no, you'll just have to wait
she said peace don't come easy,
it's a game of give and take
no you can't hurry dub,
no, you just have to wait,
trust in him this time,
no matter how long it takes

no he can't bear to fight iraq alone
he gets impatient for the coalition zone
and when he fels that he he can't go on
that tony blair, just keeps him rolling on

you can't hurry "dub"
no, you'll just have to wait
she said peace don't come easy,
it's a game of give and take
no you can't hurry dub,
no, you just have to wait,
trust in him this time,
no matter how long it takes

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Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Rhyme scheme was a bit messed up in a couple places...could have used spellcheck as well. Otherwise, it was okay.
I wish I was Roger Taylor - June 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That's one pretty bloody funny parardy you've put together, Malcolm!!!! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!! :)

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