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Song Parodies -> "Dry At Night"

Original Song Title:

"Fly At Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chilliwack

Parody Song Title:

"Dry At Night"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for all the guys who's most commonly heard whine in bed is.."honey can you get me some water??"
poor man, in a promised land,
by night she's like a bucket of sand
he can't keep her satisfied,
gives it to her till the morning light
and when she closes eyes..
he comes fast
keeps her lubricated
keeps her wet, yeah he keeps her wet

ooh she likes the big wide glass,
filled right up, sittin' by her ass
dry is like a desert land,
get my drink is her command
and when she's all out,
get some more
she needs water,
and she needs it near.
yeah she needs it near

well she's dry at night she's like a sponge, that's right,
she takes a glass or three or four
she's dry at night, but she can feel all right
if I keep comin back with more

well she's dry at night she's like a sponge, that's right,
she takes a glass or three or four
she's dry at night, but she can feel all right
if I keep comin back with more

poor man, in a promised land,
by night she's like a bucket of sand
he can't keep her satisfied,
gives it to her till the morning light

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