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Song Parodies -> "Already Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Already Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Already Blonde"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well I hear some people talkin just the other day
said they were gonna buy it off the shelf
let me tell you I read the "beauty news"
and you'll soon find out it's true,
and you'll have to wash the dye out by yourself

cause me I'm already blonde,
all the brown hair is now gone
if you tint your hair it's gone, ooh ooh ooh my my ooh ooh

directions on the package they just make you wonder why
you can bleach it blonde or keep it black all night (yeah right)
just remember this my girl, when you look like bloody hell
at least the bleach they use just doesn't smell

cause me I'm already blonde,
all the brown hair is now gone
if you tint your hair it's gone, ooh ooh ooh my my ooh ooh

well I know I should have used that little cap
heaven knows, my ears would still be just like me
so often times it happens, when we do things by ourself
you step in to the shower just to see

cause me I'm already blonde,
all the brown hair is now gone
if you tint your hair it's gone, ooh ooh ooh my my ooh ooh


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Rick D - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
When I first started here, Malcolm nailed me for doing a title he'd done. (See the notes on "Gross to You", which has this comment: malcolm higgins - September 30, 2003 4:06:30 PM - Report Inappropriate Comment -------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- maybe we should check out whether or not the song has been done before?? So it is with delayed Karma that I now post this link: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eagles14.shtml
Who cares what my name is - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
So? I'm sure this is a different parody, just different words.
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody was obviously written by a highly intelligent person... therefore the author cannot possibly be blonde.
malcolm higgins - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I agree, there are sooooo many songs we have done here, we're bound to redo a title here and there. deference to your first one, and hope this isn't too close. malks
Rick D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not at all upset, Malks. But I remembered that after I got that comment from the biggest boy on the site, I spent a lot of time searching every title for convergence. And I told myself then that if I ever got over 400 songs, I'd get to do that to the newbies, too. People have gotten upset with me for that, so I've cooled it a lot, but that still leaves you as fair game. Now we're even.

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