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Song Parodies -> "The Glamorous Wife"

Original Song Title:

"The Glamorous Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheila E

Parody Song Title:

"The Glamorous Wife"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she does it all night long, a mink,
even in the summertime
everybody knows when she stops it's just to drink
this girl's got an awesome behind

the got big lips, big teeth
and a big brown mole on her can
but I know this girl just really wants
is to be on top of her man

she wants to be a glamorous wife,
she always needs her man's touch
she wants to be a glamorous wife,
without him, she aint much

she had him standing in the section marked
don't have to ask, just climb aboard me lingerie
she gave him head and said make her scream
room went dark, what could he say???

boys with small rocks and small finds
really don't impress her in bed
she knows she needs a man's man, baby
pays for her furs
love can only end when he's dead

she wants to be a glamorous wife,
she always needs her man's touch
she wants to be a glamorous wife,
without him, she aint much

they made whoop in a brown sedan
in front of 55 secret street
they made love and when she finally came
she knew she had a problem
she thought.. my love is real hairy
shaving's just the way that she went
smoothness forever
that's for your wife
she was heaven sent
she's glamourous

she wants to be a glamorous wife,
she always needs her man's touch
she wants to be a glamorous wife,
without him, she aint much

she wants to be a glamorous wife,
she always needs her man's touch
she wants to be a glamorous wife,
without him, she aint much

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Serafina - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this one was pretty good.
Franz Chong - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is an insult to Sheila E, Prince and Melissa Tkautz who all made the original.

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