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Song Parodies -> "Mend Me, Shapely"

Original Song Title:

"Bend Me Shape Me"

Original Performer:

American Breed

Parody Song Title:

"Mend Me, Shapely"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you are just the surgeon I need,
to do liposuction (uction uction uction)
get rid of the fat on my thighs,
a total reduction (uction uction uction)
remove as much as you want
just give me shapely lines,
something to hold, something that's fine
mend me shapely,
doctor can you help me,
long as you make me, a size 5
mend me shapely
anyway you want me,
cause usin that lipo, is so satisfyin..

everybody tells me I'm wrong to want this so badly
suck the fat out till it's gone,
and I'll pay you gladly (gladly gladly gladly)
I got an ass like a bear
almost three feet wide,
and when you are done, I'll be satisfied

mend me shapely
anyway you want me,
cause usin that lipo, is so satisfyin..
mend me shapely
anyway you want me,
cause usin that lipo, is so satisfyin..

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Meriadoc - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This deserves higher votes. The pacing is perfect, and it is quite amusing. You've truly outdone yourself here.

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